Don't be a goofball, listen up! These crooked bastards are tryin' to rip you off. They'll charm the pants off ya then disappear like smoke with nothin' but an empty account.

Be careful out there, pal, 'cause these scams are gettin' more brazen every day. You gotta be watchful or they'll take your hard-earned cash.

Stay smart

Take outta here with your garbage, ya prick of muck!

You think you can just dump this junk on me? I'm not buying that pile of fabrications. Get lost, ya wretch.

Listen up, I don't have time for your nonsense. Shove off before I take things more seriously. You've been put on notice

Scammer Alert: These motherbastards are after your cash!

Listen up, you bunch of numbskulls, because these thieves are out to scam. They're like {wolves in sheep's clothing|cockroaches|vultures|, always lurking and ready to snatch of innocent marks. They'll manipulate, promising you the farm{, only to leave you with nothing but a hole in your pocket. Don't be a pawn; keep your guard up and don't fall for their schemes.

• Be wary of unsolicited calls or emails asking for personal information.{Avoid clicking on links from unknown sources.
• Do your research before investing in anything.Never give out your bank account or credit card details to anyone you don't trust.
• {Report any suspicious activity to the authorities immediately.Keep yourself informed about common scams and how to avoid them.

Stay away from this junk, it's a straight-up fraud!

This whole thing is bogus. Don't be duped by their lies. They're just trying to scam you. It's a {total rip-off. You've been told.

Spam Overload: This inbox is a goddamn wasteland!

I swear you, my inbox is a total nightmare. It's like a spammy apocalypse out there! Every damn email I get is some sketchy deal. I just want to delete it all and start fresh, but the spam keeps piling up. It's exhausting!

• Seriously, who even subscribes to these things?!
• Do they think I have time for this crap?
• My inbox should be a place of productivity, not spam-induced madness!

Grab the fuck out of my presence, you digital parasite!

Seriously, ditch off! You're a annoying little piece of code. I'm trying to do my day, and you're just getting in the way. Locate another spammy, spam, scammer, fraud, fuck target to burden.